Boy problem! (This is not for boys!)

When you date a boy. Do you think he’s cute and more cooler. It happens. Boys are a cheater! They lied and change name! Like OMG! You wouldn’t know if you husband/boyfriend are changing their name. If they give you their email. Please email them back! Trust me! If your husband/boyfriend returns. Please follow them. And talk to them. If they remember you or not. Think about it.

Not comfortable, Family, and Friends

When you got to shy that talking or typing may be uncomfortable or more not sure. Well it happens like weeks ago. While you just made it. You might say hmmm… Maybe this might be a best day ever or hmm… or maybe just maybe I might have someone trying to tease me. For those who tease you is because your to nice or like not fitting in. It can happen to you and I. But remember leave them alone. Even they know where you are. You can leave me a  comment about it. Now lets talk about family in The Palace, not in real life. Do they become mean, not comfortable, and more to gross. Well you do have mom, dad, sis, and everything what you need. Sometimes you have to log off and then change your name. Don’t do it! You family will be saying where did my kid go or lets celebrate the day when my kid had gone off. I know they don’t celebrate like that. Some may cry. Some may died. A lot will forget. You may say I missed them or I’ll forget it and get another family. Or even you grow and forget. That can hurt any other feelings. Ok now lets do FRIENDS! Your friends can be mean, selfish, naughty, and bad! Pretend you were walking with a friend. And your friend said uh oh, gotta go! Well you think what will happened. Then you asked yourself. Will my friend come back? If she is not there. You would say ok now its time for break up day! That was not a cool thing to do. You might be crying, talking to yourself why, or died. You see what happened! Did this happened to you? Did your friend forget about you. But when your in real life. It may change. Your friend would become popular or rich. But who care who you are. Its your life and your  time! Think for a moment. Do you chose this girl/ boy. Or do you want her to be friends as fast as you can.

The Palace Fun Tongue Twister

Six sick slick slim sycamore saplings.

A box of biscuits, a batch of mixed biscuits

A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk,
but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
where’s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

Red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry.

Unique New York.

Betty Botter had some butter,
“But,” she said, “this butter’s bitter.
If I bake this bitter butter,
it would make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter–
that would make my batter better.”

So she bought a bit of butter,
better than her bitter butter,
and she baked it in her batter,
and the batter was not bitter.
So ’twas better Betty Botter
bought a bit of better butter

Six thick thistle sticks. Six thick thistles stick.


Is this your sister’s sixth zither, sir?


A big black bug bit a big black bear,
made the big black bear bleed blood.


The sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick.


Toy boat. Toy boat. Toy boat.


One smart fellow, he felt smart.
Two smart fellows, they felt smart.
Three smart fellows, they all felt smart.


Pope Sixtus VI’s six texts.


I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit.


She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
The shells she sells are surely seashells.
So if she sells shells on the seashore,
I’m sure she sells seashore shells.


Mrs. Smith’s Fish Sauce Shop.


“Surely Sylvia swims!” shrieked Sammy, surprised.
“Someone should show Sylvia some strokes so she shall not sink.”


A Tudor who tooted a flute
tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to their tutor,
“Is it harder to toot
or to tutor two tooters to toot?”


Shy Shelly says she shall sew sheets.


Three free throws.


I am not the pheasant plucker,
I’m the pheasant plucker’s mate.
I am only plucking pheasants
’cause the pheasant plucker’s running late.


Sam’s shop stocks short spotted socks.


A flea and a fly flew up in a flue.
Said the flea, “Let us fly!”
Said the fly, “Let us flee!”
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.


Knapsack straps.


Which wristwatches are Swiss wristwatches?


Lesser leather never weathered wetter weather better.


A bitter biting bittern
Bit a better brother bittern,
And the bitter better bittern
Bit the bitter biter back.
And the bitter bittern, bitten,
By the better bitten bittern,
Said: “I’m a bitter biter bit, alack!”


Inchworms itching.


A noisy noise annoys an oyster.


The myth of Miss Muffet.


Mr. See owned a saw.
And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
Now See’s saw sawed Soar’s seesaw
Before Soar saw See,
Which made Soar sore.
Had Soar seen See’s saw
Before See sawed Soar’s seesaw,
See’s saw would not have sawed
Soar’s seesaw.
So See’s saw sawed Soar’s seesaw.
But it was sad to see Soar so sore
Just because See’s saw sawed
Soar’s seesaw!


Friendly Frank flips fine flapjacks.


Vincent vowed vengeance very vehemently.


Cheap ship trip.


I cannot bear to see a bear
Bear down upon a hare.
When bare of hair he strips the hare,
Right there I cry, “Forbear!”


Lovely lemon liniment.


Gertie’s great-grandma grew aghast at Gertie’s grammar.


Tim, the thin twin tinsmith


Fat frogs flying past fast.


I need not your needles, they’re needless to me;
For kneading of noodles, ’twere needless, you see;
But did my neat knickers but need to be kneed,
I then should have need of your needles indeed.


Flee from fog to fight flu fast!


Greek grapes.


The boot black bought the black boot back.


How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
He would chuck, he would, as much as he could,
and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would
if a woodchuck could chuck wood.


We surely shall see the sun shine soon.


Moose noshing much mush.


Ruby Rugby’s brother bought and brought her
back some rubber baby-buggy bumpers.


Sly Sam slurps Sally’s soup.


My dame hath a lame tame crane,
My dame hath a crane that is lame.


Six short slow shepherds.


A tree toad loved a she-toad
Who lived up in a tree.
He was a two-toed tree toad
But a three-toed toad was she.
The two-toed tree toad tried to win
The three-toed she-toad’s heart,
For the two-toed tree toad loved the ground
That the three-toed tree toad trod.
But the two-toed tree toad tried in vain.
He couldn’t please her whim.
From her tree toad bower
With her three-toed power
The she-toad vetoed him.


Which witch wished which wicked wish?


Old oily Ollie oils old oily autos.


The two-twenty-two train tore through the tunnel.


Silly Sally swiftly shooed seven silly sheep.
The seven silly sheep Silly Sally shooed
shilly-shallied south.
These sheep shouldn’t sleep in a shack;
sheep should sleep in a shed.


Twelve twins twirled twelve twigs.


Three gray geese in the green grass grazing.
Gray were the geese and green was the grass.


Many an anemone sees an enemy anemone.


Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.


Peggy Babcock.


You’ve no need to light a night-light
On a light night like tonight,
For a night-light’s light’s a slight light,
And tonight’s a night that’s light.
When a night’s light, like tonight’s light,
It is really not quite right
To light night-lights with their slight lights
On a light night like tonight.


Black bug’s blood.


Flash message!


Say this sharply, say this sweetly,
Say this shortly, say this softly.
Say this sixteen times in succession.


Six sticky sucker sticks.


If Stu chews shoes, should Stu
choose the shoes he chews?


Crisp crusts crackle crunchily.


Give papa a cup of proper coffee in a copper coffee cup.


Six sharp smart sharks.


What a shame such a shapely sash
should such shabby stitches show.


Sure the ship’s shipshape, sir.


Betty better butter Brad’s bread.


Of all the felt I ever felt,
I never felt a piece of felt
which felt as fine as that felt felt,
when first I felt that felt hat’s felt.


Sixish.


Don’t pamper damp scamp tramps that camp under ramp lamps.


Swan swam over the sea,
Swim, swan, swim!
Swan swam back again
Well swum, swan!


Six shimmering sharks sharply striking shins.


I thought a thought.
But the thought I thought wasn’t the thought
I thought I thought.


Brad’s big black bath brush broke.


Thieves seize skis.


Chop shops stock chops.


Sarah saw a shot-silk sash shop full of shot-silk sashes
as the sunshine shone on the side of the shot-silk sash shop.


Strict strong stringy Stephen Stretch
slickly snared six sickly silky snakes.


Susan shineth shoes and socks;
socks and shoes shines Susan.
She ceased shining shoes and socks,
for shoes and socks shock Susan.


Truly rural.


The blue bluebird blinks.


Betty and Bob brought back blue balloons from the big bazaar.


When a twister a-twisting will twist him a twist,
For the twisting of his twist, he three twines doth intwist;
But if one of the twines of the twist do untwist,
The twine that untwisteth untwisteth the twist.

Untwirling the twine that untwisteth between,
He twirls, with his twister, the two in a twine;
Then twice having twisted the twines of the twine,
He twitcheth the twice he had twined in twain.

The twain that in twining before in the twine,
As twines were intwisted he now doth untwine;
Twist the twain inter-twisting a twine more between,
He, twirling his twister, makes a twist of the twine.


The Leith police dismisseth us.


The seething seas ceaseth
and twiceth the seething seas sufficeth us.


If one doctor doctors another doctor, does the doctor
who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the
doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does he doctor
the doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?


Two Truckee truckers truculently truckling
to have truck to truck two trucks of truck.


Plague-bearing prairie dogs.


Ed had edited it.


She sifted thistles through her thistle-sifter.


Give me the gift of a grip top sock:
a drip-drape, ship-shape, tip-top sock.


While we were walking, we were watching window washers
wash Washington’s windows with warm washing water.


Freshly fried fresh flesh.


Pacific Lithograph.


Six twin screwed steel steam cruisers.


The crow flew over the river
with a lump of raw liver.


Preshrunk silk shirts


A bloke’s back bike brake block broke.


A pleasant place to place a plaice is a place
where a plaice is pleased to be placed.


I correctly recollect Rebecca MacGregor’s reckoning.


Good blood, bad blood.


Quick kiss. Quicker kiss.


I saw Esau kissing Kate. I saw Esau,
he saw me, and she saw I saw Esau.


Cedar shingles should be shaved and saved.


Lily ladles little Letty’s lentil soup.


Amidst the mists and coldest frosts,
with stoutest wrists and loudest boasts,
he thrusts his fist against the posts
and still insists he sees the ghosts.


Shelter for six sick scenic sightseers.


Listen to the local yokel yodel.


Give Mr. Snipa’s wife’s knife a swipe.


Whereat with blade,
with bloody, blameful blade,
he bravely broached his boiling bloody breast.


Are our oars oak?


Can you imagine an imaginary menagerie manager
imagining managing an imaginary menagerie?


A lusty lady loved a lawyer
and longed to lure him from his laboratory.


The epitome of femininity.


She stood on the balcony
inexplicably mimicing him hiccupping,
and amicably welcoming him home.


Kris Kringle carefully crunched on candy canes.


Please pay promptly.


On mules we find two legs behind
and two we find before.
We stand behind before we find
what those behind be for.


What time does the wristwatch strap shop shut?


One-One was a racehorse.
Two-Two was one, too.
When One-One won one race,
Two-Two won one, too.


Girl gargoyle, guy gargoyle.


Pick a partner and practice passing,
for if you pass proficiently,
perhaps you’ll play professionally.


Once upon a barren moor
There dwelt a bear, also a boar.
The bear could not bear the boar.
The boar thought the bear a bore.
At last the bear could bear no more
Of that boar that bored him on the moor,
And so one morn he bored the boar–
That boar will bore the bear no more.


If a Hottentot taught a Hottentot tot
To talk ere the tot could totter,
Ought the Hottenton tot
Be taught to say aught, or naught,
Or what ought to be taught her?
If to hoot and to toot a Hottentot tot
Be taught by her Hottentot tutor,
Ought the tutor get hot
If the Hottentot tot
Hoot and toot at her Hottentot tutor?


Will you, William?


Mix, Miss Mix!


Who washed Washington’s white woolen underwear
when Washington’s washer woman went west?


Two toads, totally tired.


Freshly-fried flying fish.


The sawingest saw I ever saw saw
was the saw I saw saw in Arkansas.


Just think, that sphinx has a sphincter that stinks!


Strange strategic statistics.


Sarah sitting in her Chevrolet,
All she does is sits and shifts,
All she does is sits and shifts.


Hi-Tech Traveling Tractor Trailor Truck Tracker


Ned Nott was shot
and Sam Shott was not.
So it is better to be Shott
than Nott.
Some say Nott
was not shot.
But Shott says
he shot Nott.
Either the shot Shott shot at Nott
was not shot,
or
Nott was shot.
If the shot Shott shot shot Nott,
Nott was shot.
But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott,
then Shott was shot,
not Nott.
However,
the shot Shott shot shot not Shott —
but Nott.

Six slippery snails, slid slowly seaward.


Three twigs twined tightly.


There was a young fisher named Fischer
Who fished for a fish in a fissure.
The fish with a grin,
Pulled the fisherman in;
Now they’re fishing the fissure for Fischer.


Pretty Kitty Creighton had a cotton batten cat.
The cotton batten cat was bitten by a rat.
The kitten that was bitten had a button for an eye,
And biting off the button made the cotton batten fly.


Suddenly swerving, seven small swans
Swam silently southward,
Seeing six swift sailboats
Sailing sedately seaward.


The ochre ogre ogled the poker.


If you stick a stock of liquor in your locker,
It’s slick to stick a lock upon your stock,
Or some stickler who is slicker
Will stick you of your liquor
If you fail to lock your liquor
With a lock!


Shredded Swiss chesse.


The soldiers shouldered shooters on their shoulders.


Theophiles Thistle, the successful thistle-sifter,
in sifting a sieve full of un-sifted thistles,
thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb.

Now…..if Theophiles Thistle, the successful thistle-sifter,
in sifting a sieve full of un-sifted thistles,
thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb,
see that thou, in sifting a sieve full of un-sifted thistles,
thrust not three thousand thistles through the thick of thy thumb.

Success to the successful thistle-sifter!


Thank the other three brothers of their father’s mother’s brother’s side.


They both, though, have thirty-three thick thimbles to thaw.


Irish wristwatch.


Fred fed Ted bread, and Ted fed Fred bread.


Cows graze in groves on grass which grows in grooves in groves.


Brisk brave brigadiers brandished broad bright blades,
blunderbusses, and bludgeons — balancing them badly.


Tragedy strategy.


Selfish shellfish.


They have left the thriftshop, and lost both their theatre tickets and the
volume of valuable licenses and coupons for free theatrical frills and thrills.


These are in Dutch

Ik zag de zon zakken in de Zuiderzee.

Hoor de kleine klompjes klepperen op de klinkers.

To en Tom aten tomaten; To at en Tom vrat.

Soldatententententoonstelling.


These are in French and might show up incorrectly on your browser.

Un chasseur sachant chasser chassait sans son chien de chasse.

Ton thé, t’a-t-il ôté ta toux?

Étant sorti sans parapluie, il m’eût plus plu qu’il plût plus tôt.


These are in Pinoy

Minimekaniko ni Monico ang makina ng Minica ni Monica.

Botica, Bituka, Butiki.


This one is in Hebrew.

Sara shara shir sameyach.


Betty Botter bought some butter, but she said “this butter’s bitter! But a bit
of better butter will but make my butter better” So she bought some better
butter, better than the bitter butter, and it made her butter better so ’twas
better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter!           –      sent in by Nick (
warwickschool )
 

Black bug bit a big black bear. But where is the big black bear that the big black bug bit?

A big bug bit the little beetle but the little beetle bit the big bug back.

If you understand, say “understand”.
If you don’t understand, say “don’t understand”.
But if you understand and say “don’t understand”.
How do I understand that you understand? Understand!

I thought, I thought of thinking of thanking you.

RED BULB BLUE BULB RED BULB BLUE BULB             sent by  geetha g (UAE)

“RED BLOOD BLUE BLOOD”                                sent by SANGEETHA GOPAL FUJAIRAH, U.A.E

I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won’t wish the wish you wish to wish.

if a sledering snail went down a slippery slide would a snail sleder or slide down the slide– By S.Walton

bubble bobble, bubble bobble, bubble bobble

 These thousand tricky tongue twisters trip thrillingly off the tongue .

Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.

Lala Gope Gappungam Das.                                   sent by Vishal Jain..(Mumbai)

You curse, I curse, we all curse, for asparagus!

Kacha papaya pacca papaya Kacha papaya pacca papaya Kacha papaya pacca papaya.

Sanjeev’s sixth sheep is sick                                   sent by S.Raju …(Cochin)

Double bubble gum, bubbles double.

Betty bought butter but the butter was bitter, so Betty bought better butter to make the bitter butter better.

A sailor went to sea To see, what he could see. And all he could see Was sea, sea, sea. 

A box of mixed biscuits, a mixed biscuit box.

Upper roller lower roller Upper roller lower roller. ….  sent by Poonam Damani ..(Guwahati)

Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People

If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch? …sent by Richard Walsh.

SIXTH SICK SHEIK’S SIXTH SICK SHEEP              sent by J.Qasmi (Qatar)

Which watch did which witch wear and which witch wore which watch? ..sent by Uncle Philly (USA)

Six slippery snails, slid slowly seaward.

I thought a thought.
But the thought I thought wasn’t the thought I thought I thought.
If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn’t have thought so much.

Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans. Said a fellow to a fellow, “If a fellow asks a fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow What a fellow means?” 

How much wood could a wood chuck; chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood……….sent by Kiran Grewal – USA

I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!

Paresh P  Patel plans to peel potatoes in Pune              

An Ape hates grape cakes.

She sells sea shells on the sea shore she sells sea shells no more  – By Sethna Hilla

I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit. And on a slitted sheet I sit. I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit. The sheet I slit, that sheet was it. 

Any noise annoys an oyster but a noisy noise annoys an oyster more.     

SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE ,
BUT THE SEA SHELLS THAT SHE SELLS,
ON THE SEA SHORE ARE NOT THE REAL ONES 
               –  ANKITA DOSHI (MUMBAI).

A skunk sat on a stump. The stump thought the skunk stunk. the skunk thought the stump stunk . What stunk the skunk or the stump?

The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.

If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?  

baboon bamboo, baboon bamboo, baboon bamboo, baboon bamboo, baboon bamboo, baboon bamboo……

My Bhaiya buys black Bananas by the bunch.

The thirty-three thieves thought that they thrilled the throne throughout Thursday.

Daddy draws doors.Daddy draws doors.Daddy draws doors.

Do tongue twisters twist your tongue?                         by Sneha. A (New Delhi)

Friendly Fleas and Fire Flies

If you notice this notice, you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing.                by Saachi Khatri (Mumbai)

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, FuzzyWuzzy wasn’t very fuzzy… was he???

How many cans can a canner can, if a canner can can cans?
A canner can can as many cans as a canner can, if a canner can can cans.

How much wood could a wood chopper chop, if a wood chopper could chop wood?

If a black bug bleeds black blood, what color blood does a blue bug bleed?

If Freaky Fred Found Fifty Feet of Fruit and Fed Forty Feet to his Friend Frank how many Feet of Fruit did Freaky Fred Find?

Penny’s pretty pink piggy bank

“When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor’s the doctor. Does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his own way or does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctors the doctor in the doctor’s way”

A tutor who tooted the flute, tried to tutor two tooters to toot. Said the two to the tutor, ‘Is it harder to toot or to tutor two tooters to toot?’

One smart fellow, he felt smart. Two smart fellows, they felt smart. Three smart fellows, they all felt smart. 

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
if Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
wheres the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?             

Black bug’s blood.

Crisp crusts crackle and crunch.

It’s not the cough that carries you off, it’s the coffin they carry you off in!

Tie a knot, tie a knot.
Tie a tight, tight knot.
Tie a knot in the shape of a nought.

 

Freshly-fried fat flying fish

Rubber baby-buggy bumpers.

Jolly juggling jesters jauntily juggled jingling jacks.

Kindly kittens knitting mittens keep kazooing in the king’s kitchen.

Billy Button bought a buttered biscuit,

did Billy Button buy a buttered biscuit?

 If Billy Button bought a buttered biscuit,

Where’s the buttered biscuit Billy Button bought ??             .….By Shirish Karker ( India)

The sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick.

A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk,
but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.

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She saw a fish on the seashore and I’m sure The fish she saw on the seashore was a saw-fish. 

Swan swam over the sea,
Swim, swan, swim!
Swan swam back again
Well swum, swan!

A Tudor who tooted a flute
tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to their tutor,
“Is it harder to toot
or to tutor two tooters to toot?”

MORE TONGUETWISTERS !

If you tell Tom to tell a tongue-twister his tongue will be twisted as tongue-twister twists tongues.

                                                                                          Made by    – ANON RAY & T CHAKRABORTY.

A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk,
but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.

Betty Boughter bought some butter
But she said the butter’s bitter
If I put it in my batter
It will make my batter bitter
But a bit of better butter will make it better than the bitter butter
So she bought a bit of better butter
And put it in her batter
And her batter was not bitter
So t’was Betty Boughter bought a bit if better butter and put it in her
batter and her batter was not bitter.

Here’s the answer:
The doctoring doctor doctors the doctor the way the
doctoring doctor wants to doctor the doctor.
Not the way the doctored doctor wants to be doctored.

Mr. See owned a saw.
And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
Now See’s saw sawed Soar’s seesaw
Before Soar saw See,
Which made Soar sore.
Had Soar seen See’s saw
Before See sawed Soar’s seesaw,
See’s saw would not have sawed
Soar’s seesaw.
So See’s saw sawed Soar’s seesaw.
But it was sad to see Soar so sore
Just because See’s saw sawed
Soar’s seesaw!

I cannot bear to see a bear
Bear down upon a hare.
When bare of hair he strips the hare,
Right there I cry, “Forbear!”

A tree toad loved a she-toad
Who lived up in a tree.
He was a two-toed tree toad
But a three-toed toad was she.
The two-toed tree toad tried to win
The three-toed she-toad’s heart,
For the two-toed tree toad loved the ground
That the three-toed tree toad trod.
But the two-toed tree toad tried in vain.
He couldn’t please her whim.
From her tree toad bower
With her three-toed power
The she-toad vetoed him.

Silly Sally swiftly shooed seven silly sheep.
The seven silly sheep Silly Sally shooed
shilly-shallied south.
These sheep shouldn’t sleep in a shack;
sheep should sleep in a shed.

You’ve no need to light a night-light
On a light night like tonight,
For a night-light’s light’s a slight light,
And tonight’s a night that’s light.
When a night’s light, like tonight’s light,
It is really not quite right
To light night-lights with their slight lights
On a light night like tonight.

Of all the felt I ever felt,
I never felt a piece of felt
which felt as fine as that felt felt,
when first I felt that felt hat’s felt.

I thought a thought.
But the thought I thought wasn’t the thought
I thought I thought.

Swan swam over the sea,
Swim, swan, swim!
Swan swam back again
Well swum, swan!

Client


Requirements
Installation
Updating your software
Logging on for the first time
Learning on your own with the Welcome Palace Gate
Talking, moving around, and other actions
Logging off

Connecting to Palace Sites


If you already have a Palace User Software client running
From your web browser
Returning to a recently-visited Palace
Using other online services
America Online
CompuServe
The Microsoft Network

How to Use the Palace


Avatars
The avatar pop-up menu
Changing your name
Changing expression and color
Customizing your roundhead avatar
Changing your avatar appearance
Animating your avatar
Profile pages
Creating a new avatar
Saving and wearing your new avatar
Talking to people
Special balloons
Whispering and ESP (private messages)
Keeping track of conversations with the log window
Paging an operator
Finding people
Playing sounds
Moving around
Spots and doors
Jumping to a specific room
Joining another user
Going forward and backwards
Props
Your prop window
The Prop Pop-Up Menu
General prop actions
Creating and editing props with the prop editor

The Palace Client Interface


Server

Getting Started

Requirements

Installing and configuring your Palace site

Registering your Palace site

Getting your site up and running

Starting your Palace site

Connecting to and visiting your Palace site

Connecting through the standalone Palace User Software

Connecting through The Palace Viewer

Making your Palace site accessible to others

Embedding The Palace Viewer on a web page

The Palace Directory

Direct web access for standalone Palace User clients

Publicizing events

Shutting down your Palace site

Administering Your Palace Site

Maintaining Palace files and network settings

Art and sounds

Setting user access and privileges

Changing the look of your Palace site

Using a new Palace template file

Creating new room artwork

Using The Palace Authoring Tool

Using The Palace User Software

Owner and operator commands

Maintaining information for web-based users

Embedding the applet

Controlling Palace Viewer links to your Palace

Setting up custom avatars

Maintaining your site page in The Palace Directory

The Palace Control Panel Interface

The control panel

Menus

File

Edit

Options

Help

Buttons

Preferences

General

Visitors

Network

Security

The Palace Viewer

Display

Iptscrae

Quick Reference

The Palace Client Plugin API

Palace Command Summary

Guest commands

Member commands

Operator commands

The owner commands

Index

Contents

Palace Operators and Palace Owners

Palace Operators

Palace Owners

The Palace user hierarchy

Personal styles

Design Palace Operators

Social Palace Operators

The Palace Operator’s Interface

Becoming a Palace Operator

Becoming a Palace Owner

Using the Palace Operator menu

Palace Operator and Palace Owner Commands

Palace Operator commands

The Palace Owner commands

Message shortcuts

The `page command revisited

Replying to pages

The Good Palace Operator

Overview

Roles and responsibilities

Setting an example

Helping new users

The host with the most

Special events

Palace patrol

Security functions

Make chat, not war

Just the facts, ma’am

Tools of the trade

Recommended escalation procedure

After the event

Authoring

Animation and scripting

Say Ellohae to Iptscrae

Palace Design Tips & Techniques

Linking Palace sites and web sites

HyperLinks: From Web to Palace

HyperDoors: From Palace to Web

Case History: The Good, the Bad, and the Totally Stupid

Palace limitations and workarounds

File sizes and preloading

Art and Palette Limitations

Audio limitations

Code limitations

The ~club Command

Palace Command Summary

Guest commands

Member commands

Palace Operator commands

The Palace Owner commands

Index

Need Help click any! (Some might be the same!)

Palace Prop editing Guides

guides on how to convert pictures to avatars

Paintshop Pro tutorial

Colored avatard for dummies

How to use the Client Prop Editor

How to use the Prop File Manager


Getting Started:

easy instrcutions on how to get started

What is the Palace How to get on the Palace

The palace UPgrader

Kids online safety tips

Community Standards

Promoting your Palace with a website

Text to speech plugin


The Palace Client Manual

the ‘official’ tech manual for the Palace client- Palace Client Manual Index

Getting Started

Connecting to Palace Sites

How to Use the Palace

The Palace Client Interface


Palace Builders for beginners

easy to follow guide on how to plan and build your Palace. Inludes the Basic Palace Building Guide for a quick start.

– Palace Builders guide

The Palace BASIC Palace Building Guide

Virtual Planning

The Wizard University

The Art of Noise

Palace Housekeeping

Palace Premiere

The Unwritten Code of Conduct

Allscray guide


The Palace Server Manual

the ‘official’ tech manual for the Palace Server- Palace Server Manual

Getting Started

Administering Your Palace Site

The Palace Control Panel Interface


The Palace Wizard Manual

the ‘official’ tech manual for Palace Owners and Wizards

– Palace Wizards and Owners manual

Palace Operators and Palace Owners

Palace Operator and Palace Owner Commands

Allscray guide


The Palace IptScrae Manual

the ‘official’ tech manual for Palace scripting

Scripting Iptscrae manual

An Introduction to Iptscrae

Iptscrae Language Reference

Quick Reference

Allscray guide

– Hex’s Scriptspot

An Introduction to Iptscrae

Rules and Wizz

  • General Rules
  • Excessive profanity, profanity directed at anyone, racism, abusive behavior,threats, harassment and general obnoxiousness are not allowed on this server.
  • You are not required to have a pleasant personality here, but you ARE required to be considerate of others. This means you may not cover others with your avatar, place abusive or insulting signs next to them, saying the same thing over and over, or continuing to bother others after they have asked you to stop.
  • You are not allowed to clone, screen cap, or take anyone’s avatar without there permission. The use of illegal clients are not allowed.
  • You are not allowed to use scripts, borgs or any other program for the sole purpose of harassing and or irritating other members. This includes scripts for spamming, lagging etc.
  • You are not allowed to use avatars that are racist, nude, topless (female), or ones that depict pornographic acts (this includes Sk8er or other ‘non-real’ pictures).
  • You are not allowed to advertise other palaces, sites, emails, aim names, etc on this server. You can leave an avatar ad for palaces in the advertising room only.
  • Avs, Names and Room names
  • Avatars, names and room names within Avatar Palace need to stay PG and comply with all our rules. Avs, names and room names, including any of these things, will NOT be allowed.
  • *Avs, names, room names that are considered vulgar,sexual, pornographic, etc.
  • *Avs, names, room names advertising another palace, site, myspace, aim, phone number, etc.
  • *Avs, names, room names made to harass another person or staff member
  • *Avs, names, room names that are sacreligious
  • *Avs, names, room names with Cuss words
  • *Avs, names, room names that are distasteful
  • *Avs, names, room names that are racist
  • All Avatars should also be clothed and not used in sexual situations.
  • Names
  • *When choosing your name, please remember the rules listed here. You should choose a name that will comply with these rules.
  • *You should be original when making your name and not copy someone else’s.
  • *We do not allow the use of Wiz, Wizard, Staff, God or any other name that would make people think you are on staff at our palace, if you are not on staff.
  • *We ask that if you are gonna use punctuation names only, that you use at least 3 different ones.
  • Example..
  • !~. would be ok, where as … would not.
  • Member Rooms
  • While we try to keep our members happy and allow them to have their own rooms within our palace, these rooms are required to follow the general rules set forth by this palace. If you have any questions about what is and isn’t allowed for member rooms, feel free to email or ask a staff member.
  • Remember that others may have different views than you. Treat them as you would have them treat you. There’s a `mute option if a user gets too annoying. If that doesn’t work, you may `page to call a Wizard for assistance. For a complete list of commands available to you, type `help and look in your log.
  • If you do not follow the rules you may be removed from the server without warning.
  • The Palace Staff have final say and as such, you are required to comply with their requests. If our Staff asks you to do something, do not argue. If you feel that you did not violate our Terms of Service and wish to send us a comment, you may send email to clintz@avatarpalace.net. Please include all details of the incident and, after investigating it, you will receive a reply. For other questions or member background you can send an email to clintz@avatarpalace.net.

    Avatar Palace Owner:

  • Joe © [Joe]

    Palace Gods:

  • ©¤£. © £ í I\I † z*™ [Clint]

    Palace Head Wizard:

  • *Jøkâ*4*£¡’¬* [Ryan]

    Palace Wizards:

  • *Cinrus Rex* [Nick]
  • ;binaryxstar. [Dani]
  • .·Talk.Nerdy.To.Me·. [Pete]
  • *pumms ™ [Jennifer]
  • *H*P*S* [Mike]
  • *~»*·§pâñkiê·*«~*” [Katt]
  • Glossary

  • Prop: A single drawing or anything you might see on palace, but only a single wearable piece.
  • Avatar: An Avatar is when you have as many as up to 9 props put together to make a complete wearable picture.
  • Server: Server is a program used to host your own personal palace you create yourself. IE, to get to Av Palace, you use their SERVER, avatarpalace.net.
  • Client: The program you use you go on servers and chat with others and use props and avatars.
  • Wizard (Wiz): An operator, one of the people in charge of maintaining the Palace.
  • Clone (cloning,cloner): Copying someone’s prop and/or avatar exactly without permission. A Cloner is an illegal version of the Client that is used to steal others Avatars right from them without knowledge of this.
  • Edit: To Edit is to take any prop you find and change the color style anything to your liking.
  • Prep: Prep avs consist of Muscular Men and Perfectly proportioned women who dress in casually mall style clothing. Usually known by their Tommywear and blonde hair.
  • Goth: Goths are avs which consist of black clothing, and pale skin, most of which have been edited from a person’s own personal style choice.
  • Unique: Like a prep av, but usually in different positions than those avs, usually in different detail.
  • Anime: Any of the cartoon type japanese drawn characters.
  • Sk8er: Sk8ers are avs usually mini’s edited to look as how many of today’s youth dress, with baggy pants and loose shirts.
  • Mini: Minis are smaller versions of avatars made with much more detail in them.
  • Wonderkin: Wonderkin is a style of avatar’s some of us may remember as children seeing in coloring books and what not, then have overly proportioned head and body, and range in all fashion styles.
  • Tag: Any words or phrase worn as a prop is a tag.
  • Clan: Any group of chatters with a name. Usually identifiable by the extra initials in their name such as (PBB) Jenn (HS).
  • Elven: One of the most notorious clans of Palace. Very exclusive, known for their original and mythic avatars.
  • Lag: LAG is when the internet of the host of the server to freeze and momentarily stop information from being sent.
  • Pin: To “pin” you, ie, trap you, in a corner of the room to keep you from moving.
  • Propgag: When you are propgagged, you cannot wear avatars.
  • Gag: When a wiz makes it so you are not able to speak, you are gagged.
  • Kill: To ban from a server.
  • Cyborg: A cyborg is a file added to your palace client that allows you to do different things like zap and msay.
  • Script: A script is usually on the palace you are on as opposed to your client and allows you to use certain commands such as offer, urloffer, allscray etc.
  • a/s/l: age/sex/location . This is what someone usually asks when they want to chat with you to find out more about you.

    These are the most frequently questions we, as wizzes, get asked, so we have compiled them, with their answers, here for you!

    How do I upload my own member room back ground?
    -You can make your own member room back ground and email it as an attachment to lalaalyssa@avatarpalace.net. You may only have one back ground per person and it must be unique from all the others and in good quality. It should be 512 x 384 pixels saved in .gif format with the palace palette applied. (Pleas note that not all of the submited back grounds are accepted, you will be notified if yours is.)

    I have the software, where do I get a registration code?
    -If you need a registration code click here.

    How do I become a wiz?
    Click here to fill out the application.

    What is cloning and why is it wrong?
    -cloning is taking someone’s avatar w/o their permission. It’s wrong because it’s stealing, again, w/o the permission of the owner of the avatar.

    How do I get my own Palace?
    -You need the palace server to do that. You can download one in our downloads section by clicking downloads on the left.

    I have the server, where do I get a registration code for it?
    -Here is a Palace Server Registration Code: 5736E-UCKQP-5W66P-6ACZS

    What do I do if someone clones my av?
    -Try and speak to them in a mature manner. If discussing the issue with them calmly doesn’t work, ‘page a wiz.

    Who is the owner?
    -His name is Joe (goes by the same name)

    Someone has my av! What do I do?
    -Try and speak to them in a mature manner. If discussing the issue with them calmly doesn’t work, ‘page a wiz.

    Where do I get avs of my own?
    -We have Vending rooms where our wizzes have donated original avatars just for you.

    How do I get my picture onto Av Palace?
    -Each prop is 44 x 44. Each av is made up of 9 props maximum, making a total allowance of 132×132. Make sure your image is this size by using the image resize option in an editor like Paint Shop Prop, Microsoft Paint, or Adobe Photoshop. You also will need the Palace palette, which we will explain next. Load the palette to the image, and then click select all, then copy. Go back to Palace and Click “Edit”. Click “Paste Multiple props.” There you go!

    How do I get the Palace palette?
    -You can download it from our downloads section by clicking downloads on the left.

    Why are people telling me that a part of my av is missing, but I can see it?
    -This is a bug that happens in Palace often. To rectify this, select the prop and click edit. You will see a name typed in there, rename the prop to whatever you wish. Click “Ok” . This usually rectiifies the problem, although you may have to do it more than once at times.

    My av keeps blinking!
    -Go into “Edit” and unclick “anim”

    I see people with different colored bubbles when they talk, how do they do that?
    -Click Edit on the top of your screen and Click Preferences. Tinted balloons will be in there, along with other options.

    How do I page a wizard?
    -type ‘page then your message

    What commands are available to users?
    -type ‘help and it will give you a list

    How do I make a new room?
    -type ‘newroom

    How do I choose a background and what backgrounds are available?
    -type ‘rpicture and the name of the picture. Click here for a list and to view all our bgs available

    What are all the letters added on to people’s names?
    -Those are ascii characters created by the alt key and a combination of four numbers on your keyboard, ie alt-0123. You can create your name that way by placing a period in front of your name.

    Why don’t you allow advertising?
    -Simple. We don’t want to lose our users. We enjoy having our users with us, and we don’t want them stolen away. We DO offer an advertising room specifically for others to advertise their Palaces. Check your room list.

    What games do you have?
    -We offer Checkers, Chess, a Casino, Tic Tac Toe, XO, Hamster Hop, Yahtzee, Laser Tag, BackGammon, and GridLock. Click Games at the Main Gate to access them all!

    How do people get all those funky letters in their names?
    -Those are ascii characters created by the alt key and a combination of four numbers on your keyboard, ie alt-0123. You can create your name that way by placing a period in front of your name.

    How do I find a room?
    Hit CNTRL-G on your keyboard and it will bring up the room list.

    How do I find a user?
    -Hit CNTRL-F on your keyboard and it will bring up the user list.

    How do I play sounds?
    -Hit CNTRL-Y on your keyboard and it will bring up the sound list.

    How do I edit?
    -Click on your prop bag at the bottom of your screen. Then when it comes up, click edit. Use the various tools to color, erase, size, and edit your prop.

    How do I flip my av?
    -That is done by flipping each prop individually. In the edit screen, hit cntrl-shift-h for horizontal flips, or cntrl-shift-V for vertical fips. Then use the arrows on your keyboard to move the prop appropriately.

    What do I do if my prop bag corrupts?
    -The best way to avoid this is to back up your palace.prp file often in another folder so you have a backup. If you also compress your prop file often, it will most likely avoid this problem. Click File, then Compress prop file. Never shut down Palace improperly as you will lose avs/props. Always shut it down properly. If it does happen though you have can downlaod a new blank prop bag from our downloads section on the left and unzip it to thepalace folder.

    How do I hide?
    -Type ‘hide. This hides your name from the user list

    How do I turn off sounds?
    -At the top of your screen, click Options. It will be in that menu.

    Someone told me they were a wiz and they could give me a virus through my avatar. Is this true?
    -This is NOT true. You cannot get a virus this way.

    Can I do global message/can a wiz do a global message for me?
    -No. Global messages are for server info or for Av Palace events only.

    What do I do if someone won’t leave me alone?
    -See the next question. If ‘mute doesn’t work, you can ‘page a wiz.

    How do I mute someone?
    -Right click on them and a menu will come up. Click Mute

    Why does this Palace let me swear, if I’m not allowed to swear?

    Casualswearing is allowed, but may not be directed at another user in an offensivemanner, nor is swearing just because you ‘can’ allowed. Swearing betweenfriends is fine but we have visitors of all ages at this site and we have toprotect them from things that may not be appropriate.

    This FAQ was last modified on 2/15/02. Newer versions will be posted as they become available. This FAQ may NOT be reproduced without express permission of the author. For more information, please contact the owner. Copyright 2000c.